Sarcophagus 

An ancient egyption artifact made by men thousands of years ago were body's were kept after someone died. The sarcophagus were kept in pyramids which held treasures.

P1: I found a sarcophagus in a pyramid yesterday.

P2: TOTS AMAZ!!!!!!!

P1: IKR

Sarcophagus by Old man that lives under a wel February 29, 2016

Sarcumagus

Being put in a stone box drowned in cum and buried underaground.

Nefertiti's favorite sexual maneuver is a sarcumagus.

Sarcumagus by King T'Meat July 23, 2020

sarcofage 

A coffin or casket; a Sarcophagus.

King Tut was burried in a sarcofage.

sarcofage by *Evil*Commander* January 11, 2009

Concrete Sarcophagus

The structure used to put melted down nuclear power plants to rest.

Newscaster: "Jim, what do you think TEPCO and the Japanese Government need to do to stabilize the Fukashima Daiichi Power Plant?"
Jim staring annoyed: "Concrete Sarcophagus"
Newscaster: "You care to explain"
Jim: "I think it speaks for itself"

Concrete Sarcophagus by Salviati May 1, 2011

Milwaukee Sarcophagus 

The act of painting, or the spreading of human feces over a sleeping person until they are either completely covered or wake up from the action.

Originates from Milwaukee

Man, we totally gave that homeless man sleeping under the bench at the bus stop a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.

Milwaukee Sarcophagus by HappyManAdventures September 21, 2020

Sarcofago 

From Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais, Sarcofago is a metal band that have influences of death, black and trash metal, some satanic lyrics and a very technical way of playing. The band have a really old school death metal style that defines them.

The Brazilian band is formed by the following members (last know line-up):

Wagner Lamounier-vocals, guitars
Geraldo Minelli-bass guitar, backing vocals
(session):
Manoel-drums, backing vocals

And the former members was:
Armando Sampaio-drums (1985-1986)
Juninho-bass guitar (1985-1986)
Zeber-guitar (1985-1987)
Eduardo-drums (1986-1987)
Fabio-guitar (1991-1993)
Lucio Olliver-drums (1991-1993)

Some albums: I.N.R.I. (1987), The Worst (1997)

Hey, you know that the Sarcofago vocalist was aswell the Sepultura vocalist?

Sarcofago by NefBlacknighT October 14, 2010

sarcophagus 

coffin where dead peeps stay

ummm...a coffin..i dont kno!

sarcophagus by Pickle P-K December 8, 2003