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Santorini Schmidt

"Santorini Schmidt" verb, the act of having sex on a rooftop in Santorini, amongst the lovely scenery. However, the condom breaks, leading to a pregnancy scare. But not really caring, since your on spring break in Santorini with your boys.
While I was on spring break in Santorini, I had sex with a girl on the rooftop looking out at the lovely scenery. During my post sex cig, I almost lost my gerald when I realized the condom broke. However the more I thought about it the less I cared, I'm in Santorini with the boys. It will work itself out
That's a crazy Santorini Schmidt, man
Santorini Schmidt by To ph August 14, 2015

Mrs.santoro 

An old lady who smokes cigs. Always coughing and sneezing like a dog. Loves to give detentions and white kids. Doesn’t know how to grade for shit. Smells like poopy ciggs. Hates cussing and perfume
Kid: Sup my naggo

Santoro: DONT SAY THAT IN HERE OR ITS A DETENTION!
Kid:shut the fuck up mrs.santoro
In nowthwest Indiana, A santoro is a big sexy cashmoney ass nigga. A guy so fly with so much swag that all the ladies go 4 him.
A yo man, you see that santoro ova ther in the lunch room hollin at them shawties? Dang they jus gav him their numbers. (Envy..)
Santoro by Guy with santoro February 25, 2009
last name of a blue eyed brown hair guy who plays girls for all he can. Usually is ugly but some how gets alot of ass. Is attracted to awkward girls. and has creepy friends.
"Dam did you hear about santoro and monica?"
"wait i thought he was getting with Julia?"
"HES GETTIN WITH BOTH COCK FACE"

P.Santoro 

A Faget.. Someone Who Loses There Numbers.. A Person With Absolutley No Accuracy.. A Person Who Is Not A Pimpito Nor Is He Rick James.. A Person Who Buys Shorts That Are Made For Muh Fucking Shaq..And Pertends To Know Rap Songs
the act of plagiarism in the form of a youtube video created by the rebel Matthew Santoro.
"grunkle Jake has 100,000 subs from reacting to pewdiepie plays peppa pig"

"what a Santoro"