Santa's Secret Penguin Spy 

He is the most awesome penguin ever. Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing? Which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.

Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.

In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!

Santa's Secret Penguin Spy is a bad bad a** like 007 style.
Hit him up at zifflebooks.com peace

Santa's Secret Penguin Spy by The Mob Boss September 3, 2012

peekaboo santa 

The heterosexual situation wherein a man, while engaged in doggystyle sex with a woman, suddenly switches from penetrating the woman vaginally to penetrating her anally, much to the surprise of the woman. In this case, 'peekaboo' refers to the surprise element of the situation, 'santa' being a euphemism for the man's penis ('a short, jolly fat man').

'It was the best sex I'd ever had until he pulled a peekaboo santa...'

peekaboo santa by Tangolibre December 25, 2007

Peanutbutter Santa 

An off shoot of the Dirty Sanchez, involving an elderly person, more poop, and a beard.

I gave Cody's grand-ma the biggest peanutbutter santa last night!...She looked like ZZ TOP!!!

Peanutbutter Santa by El Presidente69 August 6, 2009

Penis Santa 

A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.

Child
Mom why are all those dildos on the window?
Mother
Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!

Penis Santa by ass fairy November 18, 2003

santapede 

A chain of Santa's eating ass.

After the Santa fun run, Travis,Jake and Elton went home to drank too many appletinis and ending up doing the santapede.

santapede by anon.gcfgv755r December 3, 2018

petit pied de santé 

Is used to describe someone sensitive. literal translation from French: "small health foot".

Oh stop being such a "petit pied de santé"

petit pied de santé by atscha June 19, 2021

People's Republic of Espirito Santo

People's Republic of Espirito Santo, also shortened as PRES, is the name of a separatist movement in the state of Espirito Santo that supports the independence of Espirito Santo and the creation of a People's Republic on it, seeking to end neoliberalism and capitalism in Espirito Santo and adopt an economical model that can variate between Social Democracy, Democratic Socialism to Marxism-Leninism and Monteirism. People's Republic of Espirito Santo is enemy of Kingdom of Espirito Santo, that's other capixaba separatist movement that supports the creation of a neoliberal kingdom in Espirito Santo and it heavily opposes the People's Republic of Espirito Santo.

"Long live to the People's Republic of Espirito Santo and the struggle against neoliberalism and capitalism in Latin America."

People's Republic of Espirito Santo by Full Monteirism June 3, 2021