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A group of prosititutes that are employed by Santa to raise needed money for Santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh
I see that santas whores are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some horny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.

Hey do you what corner the santa whores are located??
by chicago andy January 24, 2007

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A group of prosititutes that are employed by Santa to raise needed money for Santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh
I see that santas whores are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some horny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.

Hey do you what corner the santa whores are located??
by chicago andy January 24, 2007

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The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!

The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!

Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"

"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"

"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"

"There all Santa Whores!!!"

"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
by The Moody Poet January 06, 2007

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