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offensive (n.) (adj.)
—used as an insulting and contemptuous term in the League of Legends community for an individual that is a garbage hard stuck silver V player who wishes death upon repentant individuals.
"gg sanjuro"

"Stop being such a sanjuro and just play for objectives."

"Don't sanjuro up this game like you did your last one..."
sanjuro by respectable Player October 1, 2017
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the sequel to Akira Kurosawa's "Yojimbo".It too stars one of the greatest actors of all time,Toshiro Mifune
Sanjuro is a great movie
Sanjuro by (insert name here) January 17, 2004
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The Sanjuro 

An suck-up bastard that can't spell "Forum" right or anything properly, thinks he listens to heavy metal when he obviously only likes NU-Metal (Korn).
Makes new forums all the time and makes everybody admins because or else he won't get any members.
And problaby the only Christian Buddist ever.
Quote (Sanjuro):
"teh bible sasy taht u shuold respket all other liveing beigns"
Later:
"I nevr ever read the damn bible"
A bit later:
"there may be a possibility taht i masterbate in teh showre"
The Sanjuro by The Virus April 9, 2005

The Sanjuro 

A moron who has no idea of puctuation or proper spelling. Hates Miles Nightfire for no clear reason.
(quoted from Sanjuro)
To Miles nifghtfire
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. Well miles Guess what I didn't do that instead i rented killzone and metal gear solid 3 snake eater and pretend all the enemies were you.
The Sanjuro by Sam February 14, 2005
That guy went full Sanjuro.

He became Sanjuro for my boy Tyler1
Sanjuro by King Sama October 11, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026