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Besides the golf club, A sandwedge is when you see a guy/girl from a distance who may look good from far away, but when up close does not look good. Equals Epic Fail!
Tom saw a girl from 30 ft away and said, "Damn, that girl is hot!" But upon getting closer he realized her face was covered in zits. "Lol, you fail" Tom's friend Joe laughed, "She's a sandwedge!"
sandwedge by Kn0wnKill3r February 17, 2010
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The colloquial pronunciation used by those in the stirlingshire area to describe a meal consisting of two slices of bread surrounding another food, i.e sliced ham or cheese. To most other mortals known as a sandwich.
or in other parts a 'piece'.
Aye min see us the sangwidge ken!
sangwidge by jiminycrikit April 15, 2011

the sandwedge 

when your cock is too big to fit in a virgin's pussy, you whip out your golf club and hit it into her cunt a few times.. then see how it fits.
I got that bitch home and was about to fuck but her pussy was to small... so i had to pull the sandwedge.
the sandwedge by alfonso004 March 15, 2007

San Francisco Sandwedge

When the male places sand in the women's vagina and she queefs it out.
Did you hear that Tyler gave Carli a San Francisco Sandwedge?
To put a Sam (male/female)into the middle of 2 other people(sexual/ non sexual)
"Man I had a samwedge last night it was gross shes so nasty and the other guy got more then me!"
Samwedge by OSSIM MAN587 May 13, 2009

Saungwidge 

Comprised of two places of bread and peanut butter. Eating this will make you racist.
Omg you are such a saungwidge.
Saungwidge by DeadShadow0416 November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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