Moses sandles

A term used to avoid phrases such as “Jesus Christ” or “holy fuckin shit dawg” and in some cases “what the hell”

*loud unexpected sound* “MOSES SANDLES, that scared me”

Moses sandles by Yeah I wrote that February 7, 2023

tit sandles

Tit sandles are when a woman has really saggy boobs

"Man her boobs are soo saggy she could have tit sandles

tit sandles by Seth Sturgeon June 12, 2008

jesus sandles 

the fugliest shoe ever made. they look like something i wore to the zoo when i was six.

I was digging around in the dumpster and found these jesus sandles.

jesus sandles by prepercolate May 24, 2013

San Francisco Sandles

Knee pads for homosexuals.

Some dude was getting a blowjob from his gay lover and suggested he put on his San Francisco Sandles to be more comfortable.

San Francisco Sandles by Dr. Stefano May 14, 2018

the noah sandles 

all noahs are know to have huge dicks and are the best at pulling girls. they have the best dicks not only are they great they are boners always!

the noah sandles has the best dick.

the noah sandles by hay boi May 4, 2022

jesus sandles 

berkunstochs (excuse my bad spelling)

Yo look at dat lame ass honky Brad and his goddamn jesus sandles.

jesus sandles by Jamal April 17, 2004

Sandler Jew

A person of Jewish Heritage that isn't very religious but has Jewish Blood.

Jews take pride I'm their bloodline, if your parents or close ancestors are Jewish you would be considered a Jew.

A close comparison would be a 'Jack Mormon'

Howard Stern, Adam Sandler, Harrison Ford and many others would be considered Sandler Jews.

Sandler Jew by Goldst3in January 12, 2013