Sandburg Regional Highschool

Sandburg Regional Highschool is a mixed bag, it's full of students with large ambition, inner strength and smarts and intelligence. A lot of people here are mostly misguided and make stupid and rash decisions because of it, but as we all know that's just apart of growing up. The staff are typically pretty understanding, especially the hallway paras. The place is actually surprisingly welcoming despite it being an alternative school. The only annoying part of being there is the lunches, the constant drama and gossip, the fights, and people who just can't get a handle on their smoking habits and decide to give everyone second hand exposure to their joints and carts at the start and end of the day on the bus.

person 1: dude, sometimes I hate Sandburg Regional Highschool students. did you hear about what happened in the girls bathroom?
person 2: what? no what happened?
person 1: yeah pretty much a girl lit toilet paper on fire and thought it'd be funny.
person 2: what a fucking dunce, no wonder the bathrooms were locked down.

(this is actually something that happened here LOL)

Sandburg Regional Highschool by vuralynn March 26, 2025

Carl Sandburg Junior High 

The most ghetto junior high in Illinois. Best class was class of 2019. Everyone knew Javi H, from being a goat, Jack S, with his long hair, Angela with her red ass cheeks, Allie E and Chase B swapping more salvia then an ocean, and Conor B being a dumbass. Carl Sandburg had the worst food choices, as well as cute girls. They all were disgusting as fuck or had ok personalities. It also had the most toxic ship account, which got taken down and the Owner was Angela Tisbert, and tried to cover herself by being Destanee S. The only decent looking girls were Naya S, who moved away, Oleysa U, (did she wear anything other than leggings?), Olivia T, Allie E (why’d she date a midget?) and Zarah. Everyone else...ugly. Carl Sandburg was the most Hispanic filled wannabe school ever.

Did you hear about Carl Sandburg Junior High?
Yeah! Everyone says it’s ghetto.

Carl Sandburg Junior High by realityhitsyou September 29, 2019

Carl Sandburg High School 

Located in orland park, illinois, on 131st Street and La Grange Road. It is a large chool of 4000, about half of them arab or some sort of brown, and the other half haters. The white population of sandburg is supposedly 89% but thats becuz arabs put that they are white.The Arabs of sandburg are the worst, segregating themselves and sitting in tables by the vending machines and constantly yelling "Wakka!" or "Gucci!"Every white male in the school wants to murder all of them, In the Race Wars of 07, the whites constantly dominated over the blacks and the arabs with brute force. In truth, sandburgs kids are some of the most ignorant and self-centered chuckleheads this world has ever seen. The girls at sandburg suck both ways. they are complete sluts or crazy stuck up bitches. The freshmen class is notorious for banging seniors.the worst features of carl sandburg is the football team. They talk as if they have amounted to everything, but in reality,they suck dick. Not to mention they are so roided up that their nipples and chest have stretchmarks and their noses look like squidward.Another small fad taking part in sandburgs alumni is "gangs" which are hardly gangs. The Gangs that exist are the "Brew Crew", a bunch of football throwing, beer swigging, cockmunchers, "The Block Squad", a bunch of potheads, and, possibly the gayest, "The Guap Squad" which is the biggest group of socially retarded rejects that have no lives or goals.Overall, sandburg is a school of cliques

Kid: You go to Carl Sandburg High School?
Sandburgian: AWWHHH YEAAA! EAGLES!!!!
Kid: Fucking faggot

Carl Sandburg High School by RedmanChew August 1, 2012

carl sandburg middle school 

Is a middle school consisting of 98 percent of mexicans. Is a miniature version of Mundelein High School. This school consists of dances every month consisting of neverending grind lines, amazing athletics,(with the exception of females),abnormally sized choirs, and middle schoolers in possesion of drugs.

Also know as if Fremont consisted of all mexicans, and Carl Sandburg Middle School having no air condition throughout the whole year.

carl sandburg middle school by woah there horsey May 2, 2008

Sam Sandburg

goddamn purple man

the man behind the slaughter Sam Sandburg

Sam Sandburg by Sam Sandburg January 27, 2021

Carl Sandburg Middle School 

Located in Mundelein, Illinois, this school is a hotspot for Drugs, Teenage pregnancies, Mexicans and sluts. Lots and lots of sluts. Sadly, only one of those four is a good thing. Be warned, any and all students may want to kill themselves, since classes are trash and the students trashier.

Bob: Don't you go to that trashy shitshow of a school, Bob 2?

Bob 2: Yeah i do, Bob.

Bob: What's it called again? Retard land? Hell? Mexico?

Bob 2: No, it's called Carl Sandburg Middle School

Carl Sandburg Middle School by Pineapple Dildo September 28, 2018

Carl Sandburg Middle School 

The worst fucking school you can ever go to its in shitty new jersey. Full of people with fake accents and fake people. A shitload of sluts and douchebags.

1 "where do you go to school?"
2"Carl Sandburg Middle School"
1 "SLUT!!!!!!!"

Carl Sandburg Middle School by DJPATTYB June 18, 2011