sandford special 

To lie in bed, fully nude, balancing a newly cooked frozen pizza on your chest.

He can't come out tonight, he's enjoying a Sandford special.

sandford special by NKRoks November 25, 2016

sansbeard 

Without beard. Beardless. In a clean-shaven state.

Wow, Johnny Depp is rocking the sansbeard!

sansbeard by jfedici February 23, 2015

Sandbar Mouth 

When you mouth is so dry, with just a tad of saliva covering you sandy dry tongue....resembling a sand bar with only a tad bit of water over it....most commonly encountered while high, a variation of cotton mouth.

Bud: Hey man this is some dank bud.

Cotton: Yeah but it's giving me the worst cotton mouth.

Sandy: Yeah you must have "Sandbar Mouth".....ya

know...when your mouth is so dry it resembles a sandbar?

Sandbar Mouth by Eli Packet February 19, 2011

Turkish sandbar 

The act of covering your entire penis with glue and then while it is still wet, rubbing sand all over it. When it is completely dry, give your partner surprise buttsex. This will leave your partner in unbearable pain.

Turkish man: "I gave my wife the good ol' Turkish sandbar while she was sleeping because she cheated on me

American: " here in America we have the boston sandtrap "

Turkish sandbar by Notarealcamel February 9, 2014

sailboarding

To use a piece of cloth(ex. bedsheet) and tie one end to your longboard, and to hold the other ends up with your hands.

Allows you to skateboard without needing to kick, as the wind pushes you.

Did you guys see that guy sailboarding down the road?

I used my extra bedsheet to sailboard yesterday.

sailboarding by bombsite March 23, 2011

soundboard 

a soundboard is a webpage with a whole bunch of little soundbytes on it from interviews with a celebrity or lines from a movie, to be used for entertainment purposes (i.e.- crank calling).

"Nicole is still pissed cuz I had her freaked out for two days after using the Michael Jackson soundboard on her.How can you not recognize Michael Jackson's voice?"

soundboard by Nastina August 31, 2005

kite landboard 

Kitesurfing on land using a mountain board.

"How'd you sprain your ankle"
"I hurt it while kite landboarding, jumped 15 feet in the air and came down pretty hard."

kite landboard by kchinook January 15, 2009