The fetish sex act where one takes a shoelace, flosses his/her ass with it, and then ties it around their partners foot.
by Purple Suit Colin January 24, 2006
a) (verb- to be): a nicer way of telling someone they have lost their mind
b) the literal meaning of the phrase is something you don't want to try any ways cuz it's retargerous
b) the literal meaning of the phrase is something you don't want to try any ways cuz it's retargerous
Peter, a guy I work with, invented the phrase wearing sandals in a warehouse, at least definition a) above.
by Sexydimma July 28, 2014
Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.
Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?
Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009
by lcaf October 1, 2006
by zombiezedtwin12 May 9, 2010
Hiking sandals commonly worn by lesbians. They are worn even if there is no mountain or river in sight. I'm talking about lesbians and their love for Chacos.
If you look closely, that lesbian is not simply wearing Chacos. She is wearing Lesbian Adventure Sandals, and her destination is the farmer's market.
by dachronik August 1, 2011
Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010