a subspecies of English particularly interested in beavers, stallions, and bicycles.
1) Maurice Jones-Drew is a great football player. Stamstyle "Maurice Jones-Drew is a stallion. He ran for like 400 yards and 6 tds."
2) What's wrong with you, loser? You suck. Stamstyle: "What's up lame-beaver? Why are you such weak-sauce?"
3) (At an appropriate moment to leave) Ready to leave? Samstyle: "Ready to bike out?"