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1. Stupid Asian Man
2. A faggot
3. Someone who thinks they are good in so many things but suck in all categories where they think they are good
That fool is acting like a samphearleak
by Aspen September 18, 2004
a type of species that is extremely handsome and confident in all abilities known to man (also called sam for short, which stands for sexy asian man)
Mate, look at that there samphearleak, ain't that a beauty.
by Sam September 17, 2004