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An extremely delicious sandwich prepared for a man by his woman, either waiting for him on the table when he gets home from work or delivered to him while he is relaxing on the couch.
I'ma have to choke a bitch if my sammich ain't ready when I get home.

Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.
by AbomB320 August 01, 2010
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A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.
I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.
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What a fucktard refers to a meal consisting of two slices of bread and some meat.
What school of Ebonics did this ignorant idiot go to, he can't even say the word sandwich, it comes out sammich.
by blochow2001 October 04, 2006
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When telling a woman to make you a sandwich, this is the command form.
There are two possible ways to tell a woman to make you a sandwich:

1) Woman go make me a sandwich
or in command form
2) SAMMICH!!!! NOW WOMAN!!!
by tehchefsauce July 20, 2009
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1) Colloquial slang term for a sandwich, that is, a prepared food consisting of ingredients, such as meat, cheese, or vegetables, placed inbetween two slices of bread.

2) A sandwich specially made for a person named Sam.

3) A threesome involving at least one person named Sam.
Woman, go make me a sammich!
by Stephanie M. December 17, 2003
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An easier, cooler way to say/spell sandwich.
Grandma: Holy crackers! Bruce! You’re alive!

Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.

Grandma: What kind of sammich?

Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.

Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.
by Girl in chair.... February 07, 2007
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Something women make for men when they are hungry
Man: im hungry make me a sammich
Women: yes dear
by Beardedrick May 24, 2010
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