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by racer March 21, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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sexy-ass-mother-fucker
Amy: I would totally do him.
Elena: why?
Amy: cuz he's a samf.
by thebeastoftacos June 26, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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sev ass mother fucker.

sev is the armenian word for black
Alex Derian is so black, he's such a SAMF.
by melsaboss June 30, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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That guy is one SAMF.
by beechtree July 10, 2008
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acronym for "Sexy Ass Mother Fcker"
also written as s.a.m.f. or sam f
Chris: Damn did you see Christina today?
Edwin: Yea, shes beautiful!
Chris: I know, such a samf...
by Chris Hurtt April 02, 2008
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That man is such a SAMF!
by hyeeeeerrr June 30, 2011
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A sexy ass mother fucker, derived from bamf, which means sexy ass mother fucker
Oh dude you know that Emily chick?

Yeah blood, she's such a samf! I'd hit that all night long.
by Macmrman October 21, 2009
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He's warmer than you think.

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