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1.
acronym for Shit Ass Mother Fucker.
Mike's nothing more than a samf.
by racer March 21, 2004
 
2.
n.
sexy-ass-mother-fucker
Amy: I would totally do him.
Elena: why?
Amy: cuz he's a samf.
by thebeastoftacos June 26, 2010
 
3.
sev ass mother fucker.

sev is the armenian word for black
Alex Derian is so black, he's such a SAMF.
by melsaboss June 30, 2011
 
4.
"sev" ass mother fucker
That man is such a SAMF!
by hyeeeeerrr June 30, 2011
 
5.
Serious As A Motha' Fucka'
idk y u lol im SAMF
by Ms.Jaimie August 30, 2010
 
6.
A sexy ass mother fucker, derived from bamf, which means sexy ass mother fucker
Oh dude you know that Emily chick?

Yeah blood, she's such a samf! I'd hit that all night long.
by Macmrman October 21, 2009
 
7.
stupid ass mother fucker
That guy is one SAMF.
by beechtree July 10, 2008