sassosaurus rex 

an overtly sassy dinosaur with thunderthighs. Known to create drama amongst the other happy little herbavours. Unlike most dinosaurs of its era, the sassosaurus feeds off the angst and misery of its prey, as it shoots dagger glares and bitchy remarks at the weakest unsuspecting of the already emotionally unstable teenage dino population. Well known by paleontologists as the bitchiest of all dinosaurs. Modern female is said to have evolved from the sassosaurus.

look at those thunderthighs! she must be a sassosaurus rex!

sassosaurus rex by victim of the sassosaurus rex May 19, 2010

slamosaurus rex 

a up and coming preppy ugly chick that will go out and look for whatever she can get

dude that girl is such a slamosaurus rex, who let her into the party

slamosaurus rex by inceptisizor December 13, 2010

Sarahsaurus 

Mythical creature noted for it's speed and strength. Also breathes fire and travels the world in search of gold.

"Omg what was that super-fast fire-breathing thing that just ran by?"

"Dude! Have you never seen a Sarahsaurus?"

Sarahsaurus by glucose-glucose February 22, 2010

Samosaurous Rex 

A person notorious for being accidentally funny while coming off as an idiot at the same time.

The red-haired clown pussy was making a Samosaurous Rex of himself in the vet clinic. "Stop making a Samosaurous Rex of yourself, Sam!"

Samosaurous Rex by TheBears September 13, 2009

sarasaurus 

That is the sarasaurus its the most rarest (and most diseased!) dinosaur that survived the big bang! (🍑🍆) the sarasaurus has many diseases! Like: hiv, toe fungus, ass cancer, herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, aids, pubic lice and more. The sarasaurus is a really sexual animal if you couldnt tell. The sarasaurus has a pink dildo in her dresser at home! The sarasaurus is easily annoyed, can be upset easily. Their common favorite color is pink, brown they like these colors because they have a shit kink and a pussy insides looks! The sarasaurus is kind and “loving” to her friends and makes fun of other people that she isnt friends with.

Wow! Thats a big sarasaurus!

sarasaurus by _Nicki_Minaj_ October 27, 2022

Simasaurus 

A Simasaurus can be defined as a dark-haired female.
It is common for a Simasaurus to lash out unexpectedly, usually at a "Seamasarus" (See Seamasaurus ). A Simasaurus is usually kind and considerate, but when a Seamasaurus or a Seamasaurus look-a-like is near, a Simasaurus will become aggressive, and lash out at both the Seamasaurus and friends of a Seamasaurus. It is never a good idea to have both in the same room.

Ex. 1: "OhHotDamn, look at that Simasaurus!"

Ex. 2: "Crap! A Simasaurus walked in, better get Seamasaurus out of here..."

Simasaurus by LetsGetKinky June 13, 2011

sammysaurus

usually their name is samuel johnson and usually their parents are eric and wendy. They often praise the sammy gods from time to time. They love beverages. They love to play barbies with their little sister molly which is also a transgender

Sammysaurus get out of your crate its time for training.

sammysaurus by the sammysaurus whisperer February 16, 2018