A half-assed version of a trivial daily ritual because fuck it there's more important stuff going on.
by truehoax September 29, 2014
A hand gesture used to cover one's eyes when something traumatic, awkward, embarrassing, etc. just happened.
To preform the Trauma Salute, make your hand flat and bring your hand to your head like a normal salute. This is where we deviate from a normal salute to the Trauma Salute. Position your hand above your eyes, perpendicular to your forehead. Tilt your hand slightly downwards to cover your eyes. Finally, turn around and walk away from the incident.
To preform the Trauma Salute, make your hand flat and bring your hand to your head like a normal salute. This is where we deviate from a normal salute to the Trauma Salute. Position your hand above your eyes, perpendicular to your forehead. Tilt your hand slightly downwards to cover your eyes. Finally, turn around and walk away from the incident.
1. There was an accident in the parking lot, I gave them the Trauma Salute and said "Not my problem!".
2. Mark just got dumped in front of everyone at the bar, I gave the man a Trauma Salute.
2. Mark just got dumped in front of everyone at the bar, I gave the man a Trauma Salute.
by ACEstrigon009 January 1, 2018
Older US Navy dress blue uniforms had 13 buttons to hold your pants shut, the 13 button salute refers to when you grab the top corners of the front flap on the trousers and pull down quickly, undoing all 13 buttons at once, this was traditionally done before sex on while on liberty in a foreign port.
He gave her the 13 button salute
by State from Jake Farm February 23, 2022
by gigganigga December 25, 2017
A way to kiss the judge's ass on a Christmas dance show to win some stupid fuckin TV Christmas dance competition.
At least the group that went before that last group of posers didn't salute the judge, and they even made a few people laugh in the process, even if they didn't get the judge's votes. Winning isn't everything though.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2021
by Orbert November 7, 2021
The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.
by Understatements January 9, 2019