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salty kiss 

When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection and only realize halfway through so you vomit a bit in your mouth and gargle that around with some of her yeasty juices so that you can leak it back into her mouth as you come up to make out with her.
Maaan, so i was eating out at Cindy's clams casino last night and her muff carpet tasted kinda yeasty so I honked some smurfs in my own mouth and slurped a bit of her vadge podge along with that so I could give her a nice long salty kiss that involved lots of tongue, see if I could make her yodel some groceries for not having told me her snatch was raunch-a-taunchy.
salty kiss by Monster Village August 16, 2012

Queens Salty Kiss

When you are masturbating into a Bee Hive and the Queen stings you on the knob right as you ejaculate.
Male 1 - “That looks super swollen, what happened?”
Male 2 - “Yeah i got it last night as i was getting a Queens Salty Kiss..worth it though”
Queens Salty Kiss by Hotdogz420 March 23, 2021

salt kiss 

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
salt kiss by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

salt kiss 

When you ejaculate into another's mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh's mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
salt kiss by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

salt kiss 

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
salt kiss by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026