All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers 

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud

Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.

All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007

unsalted saltine crackers 

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment

unsalted saltine crackers by xruser May 19, 2022

Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dare where you have to eat 6 saltine crackers in 60 seconds without drinking anything, and all the crumbs must be eaten as well. Although it sounds easy, it's actually really hard because the salt and crumbs dry out your mouth and are hard to swallow and you can't drink anything to help you out.

Me: Dare
You: I dare you to take the saltine cracker challenge!

Saltine Cracker Challenge by C.Rose.S February 14, 2012

Saltine Cracker 

A salty white person

the saltine cracker was mad at the game

Saltine Cracker by French Jr Sinatra February 15, 2018

saltine cracker 

a accepted white boy in the black community. can say nigga and no one says anything.

yo ross, sup nigga?-white boy

chillin saltine cracker sup wit you?-black guy

saltine cracker by Roger a.k.a saltine cracker May 23, 2006

The Saltine Cracker Challenge 

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.

Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.

The Saltine Cracker Challenge by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009

Saltine Cracker 

A white person that is very salty, or mad.

"1V1 ME BRO!!! 1V1 ME!! ILL WRECK YOU!!"
"Shut up you saltine cracker"
*distant screeching*

Saltine Cracker by TheZephyr07 December 30, 2019