Saltanat 

Saltanat is a girl who will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with her friends and poke out eyes of bitches who hit on her man! Hates lairs and quitters, doesn't take "no" for an answer. Amazing dancer and friend. Beautiful Kazakh woman, who has been hardened by life.
Salta, Salty

Salta suggested to go for movies...Dude, we better agree or she will kick our ass.
Saltanat is dancing?! Stop whatever you're doing and watch!

Saltanat by semiramida7 June 1, 2014

Satantology 

See scientology or the church of scientology

Satantology is really whack!

Satantology by exposing satanism August 26, 2005

saltastic

Fantastically salty.

"These peanuts are saltastic!"

saltastic by [matt] April 15, 2008

Satantello

The fifth Ninja turtle, Satantello is the female cousin of Donatello that wields a giant salt shaker in place of the bō staff. Satantello can be identified by her obnoxiously loud snoring, and obscene scent of sewer slush and feet. This creature enjoys sleeping all day rather than fulfilling their obligations, and going on shopping sprees to buy surpluses of salt, hair oil, and candy, and being a generally unpleasant passive aggressive turtle.

Bystander: Satantello, why are you still sleeping?! Don't you have to go to class today?

Satantello: If I had a pocket full of fucks, I wouldn't give one.

Bystander: Well, Satantello, would you at least mind taking a shower? Your scent is rather unsettling.

Satantello: Fuck nah

Bystander: Well, okai then, I guess.

Satantello by bull$hitter December 5, 2011

Saltan Pepper 

A Saltan Pepper is the person who NOBODY LIKES and acts as if they like you, and agree with you, but are actually salty. And will talk smack and snitch behind your very ass. The common saltan pepper pretends to be pepper - but is actually saltan.

That little snitching saltan pepper

Saltan Pepper by Sub to Saltan Pepper May 4, 2020

Saltan 

To love oneself unconditionally while at the same time to be completely oblivious to the fact that you're actually annoying everyone within a 200 mile radius.

Putting oneself before everyone and everything that actually matters, being the centre of your own attention, and thinking that the whole world loves you for it.

Dude, you're so up your own ass you're practially Saltan.

I thought that everyone loved me, turned out I was just pulling a Saltan.

Saltan by DeeAy June 6, 2007

Izzy Salant 

An awesome guy who is misunderstood. He's always there for you and likes everyone who likes him. He falls in love quickly but even in the face of rejection he still manages to maintain a great frienship. People who don't really know him find him annoying but really, he's pretty chill.

"Dude, Izzy Salant is actually pretty chill outside of school"

Izzy Salant by No one will know November 10, 2012