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The opposite of a sweet tooth. The salt vampire is one who craves salt the way people with a sweet tooth crave chocolate and jellybeans - instead, they gorge on potato chips, mixed nuts, and ChexMix. Taken from the site
The first impression I got from these chips was holy balls these chips are salty. That’s a bold statement coming from a salt vampire like myself. I would go so far as to call them excessively salty.
by Geoff Lilley April 26, 2011
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