Nice body, salmon eyes
Q. What did the penis say to the ethiopian?
A. salmon eyes
by Brian 6[5+4) June 17, 2008
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A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.
Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.

Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!
by Cliford Bauford III November 15, 2010
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