salad gash 

the gunk that collects around the top of salad cream bottles with a snot like quality

"george dear, please pass me the salad cream to put upon the top of my new potatoes"

"I'm afraid I can't dear, there's too much salad gash in it"

salad gash by beroxro October 20, 2009

saladgasm 

"OMG! This salad is soooooooo good! Squeeee! More, give it to me, baby! Are those really nuts? This is FORKING AWESOME!!" are all typical reactions to having a saladgasm.

Unlike a general foodgasm, you rarely get burnt while having a saladgasim, and it's a great for your waist.

Of note: a raw saladgasms (without dressing) is rare, but some people claim to like it that way.

Raaawwrrr! That's the best saladgasm I think ive ever had! Thanks, love!

saladgasm by What, another Adam? June 24, 2020