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Saint John’s High School

Full of Cuties that treat women with respect and don’t vape. Smart young men who will be nice to everyone that they see
Jimmy from saint johns- “ Hey ma’am how are you today”
Women- “I am Good How about you”

Jimmy-“ Very good Thanks For asking”
Women- “What school are you from young man”

Jimmy-“ Saint John’s High School”
Women-“No wonder you are so nice and respectful”
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Saint John's Prep 

Saint John's Prep is like any other prep school. There are a bunch of snobby white kids with hummers, all wearing Supreme, and sporting the latest iPhone. They are more egotistical than Donald Trump, and about as smart as Jake Paul. The girls are smokeshows and all have the White Girl Starter Pack. Uggs, yoga pants, Starbucks, and a douchebag with a headband by her side. There are a few good kids though. Usually soccer players who take pride in playing for the school. They are amazing at sports and spawn a decent amount of college players. Otherwise, they are just another group of asshats who threaten those who antagonize them with they're dad who is a lawyer.
"I saw this kid hit a women with his hummer the other day. He was wearing this stupid headband."

"Probably a Saint John's Prep kid"

Saint John Mary International School 

It’s a school in Saraburi where Saraburian people goes to study for English environment. There are variety of people from across the globe which attend this school. However, they all seems to hate this school, because of bad school system. Every went down since 2018 because they keep firing teachers out to get any possible white teachers replace.

The canteen sucks here. The only place in the world to find a cockroach in a noodle boiled with it. After 2019, they higher the prices of everything in the school.

The owner of the school took the money from students’ tuition fee just to make a playground for kindergarten which kids barely plays it, instead of renovating the school.

The teacher here mostly smoke and most of the students here smoke and drink, too.
HELP ME, I AM DYING OF THIS SAINT JOHN MARY INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL DYSTOPIAN SYSTEM HERE. TAKE ME OUT OF HERE!!!

Saint John Paul the Second High School 

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.
"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*

saint john 

a city in new brunswick that in owned by one family and no one has a problem with that
dude the irvings own saint john
saint john by katiekat October 30, 2003

Saint John 

The mexico city of Canada (reffering to the pollution). Located in New Brunswick, Canada. The irving family owns the city and will soon take over the whole city. Home to the seadogs and moosehead beer, and thats about it. There's nothing exciting about this city besides the few cool cruise ships that come by. It's 1 of the better cities in New Brunswick, which isn't really saying much.
"whats that smell"
"what smell?"
"oh you must be from Saint John"
Saint John by SteveFrench December 29, 2006

Saint John, Indiana 

A town in NWI that is near Crown Point, Dyer, Schererville, and Cedar Lake. This town is definitely the snobbiest out of the tri-town area towns. Although most of the kids feed into Lake Central High School, these people act like they deserve their own high school separate from the "lesser" Schererville and Dyer people who may be just as well-off. They already got their own elementary and middle school so they are almost there! Kids from Saint John act like if you do not have a new house and new car, and new Abercrombie & Fitch clothes, that you don't have money. Also, the kids here like to pretend that they are from Chicago when in reality, many of their parents will not let them go because they are convinced that the whole city is ghetto. The worst part is that most Saint John residents used to live in nice places like Schererville and Dyer but moved to Saint John ONLY because it was the next big thing and so they can brag about how well they think they are doing while their friends in Schererville and Dyer enjoy their paid off cars and homes. Saint John is nothing but Faketown, USA.
Kid 1: Look over there...a douche from Saint John, Indiana!

Kid 2: How do you know?

Kid 1: Well between the brand new Lexus with the fact sheet still on the window, the A & F outfit with the tags still on them, and the fact that he lives in a brand new house in Lake Hills...yeah, I would say he lives in Saint John.

Kid 1: Ah I see!...But wait...how do you know where he lives?

Kid 2: He used to live in Schererville but his dad got a promotion and they moved. I used to be friends with him, but then he turned into a major douche!

Kids 1: Wow that's fucked up!

Kid 2: Eh, I don't care. His house is being foreclosed on now anyway.