Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".
"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".
by CrazyCraig1 November 25, 2012
by Rayhan_103 September 5, 2017
Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.
Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship
Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship
ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!
ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.
ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.
by Cugsly October 22, 2021