safetard 

safe•tard -- safetard
noun

1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.

2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.

Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?

Mike: What a safetard.

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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?

Jane: Because she's a safetard.

safetard by Gunguy November 1, 2014

safeballs

Anything that is good, or tastylicious. Derives from the term safe with random genitalia added for extra emphasis. Can be in reference to events, dicks, cunts, food, or anything.

Yo man those fries were safeballs.

Dude I did Britney Spears yesterday, it wasn't safeballs.

Dude it's ok were safeballs now.

safeballs by Urinator4089 March 27, 2009

savebark 

It’s a rare lastname and it means that you are pro and sexy and can do whatever you want!

Person 1: Whats your last name?
Person 2: Savebark is my last name
Person 1: ohh i can ser that;)

savebark by Savebark05 March 31, 2018

safetard 

Someone who likes to slow down child safeguarding services by making false accusations.

Some bitchass safetards cried wolf about their enemy to a child safeguarding service which is now safetarding its way through their false accusations.
I hate safetards because every time they cry wolf they steal credibility from genuine victims.
Those safetards have wasted a lot of valuable time and deserve a kick in the fucking teeth.

safetard by Dontcallmemaddog September 17, 2018

safeware 

Interaction of hardware and software that cooperate to create a computer that safely performs critical tasks, such as operating nuclear power plants, airplanes, trains, and other similar systems.

The safeware feature of a computer ensures that it accomplishes its mission with safety.

safeware by Socrate340AC October 17, 2021