Sadists Emerald

Green plant matter, usually the stem of a vegetable that one must either consume or take a bite of if a bet/money match is lost.

Person 1: I heard Lewis lost that LoL match to Luke, now he has to take a chomp out of that 3 week old broccoli stem.

Person 2: That some sadistic shit right there.

Person 1 Yeah, it's the gem of a casual sadists arsenal. The sadists emerald.

Sadists Emerald by unitology July 29, 2016

sadistfaction 

When a sicko gets enjoyment by doing things to others that hurt physically or financially.

The bad cop got sadistfaction arresting innocent people.

sadistfaction by jpg3 January 1, 2015

Sadist 

A person who feels joy (emotional, sexual or both) when seeing others in pain and discomfort.

"Today, I saw someone crying in pain in the corner and I found it really fun."
"You are such a sadist!"

Sadist by LecturingSociety March 27, 2015

Sadist 

Someone who enjoys seeing others in pain.

I'm 100% concerned that, I, am a sadist...

Sadist by The Jester of Madness! November 11, 2015

Sadist 

A person who get off to other people's pain... For example Noah Southgate.

Noah, is a sadist because he enjoys others pain a little too much if you get what I mean.

Sadist by I only speak the truth soz sis December 4, 2018

sadistic sense of humour 

someone who might not be sadistic or cruel, but finds the pain or misfortune of others amusing.

"Ben laughed when I fell yesterday - he has such a sadistic sense of humour."

sadistic sense of humour by euphoria09 December 13, 2009

Friendly neighborhood sadist 

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie

Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.

Friendly neighborhood sadist by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021