sacknav 

A method of navigation superior to GPS, which utilizes the measurement of relative air-current temperature. The method involves the application of saliva to a male’s scrotum by a female’s tongue. The scrotum is then placed outside the window of a moving vehicle. Air currents are analyzed via temperature changes detected in the epidermal layer of the scrotum. A normal vector corresponding to the isothermal region with the lowest relative scrotal temperature is deemed the “sacknav” vector. The sacknav vector always points parallel to the direction of final destination, via the path of least resistance.

Orion used sacknav to successfully navigate the roads of Vancouver.

sacknav by matricks April 26, 2009

sacky bobo 

Northern irish slang used particularly in the new lodge area, circa 1970.

To experience "bad luck", modern abreviation "shattered" or "gutted".

Guy 1: My granny got hit by a bus

Guy 2: Sacky bobo son (accompanied with hand gesture which is like waving a dead cat in front of a fire).

sacky bobo by getthepensionbooksout April 11, 2009

Sackne

Having acne on your sack.

When I walked in on Herman, I noticed he had sackne

Sackne by Hermanitis January 15, 2006

sleep sacknia 

Older men have elongated ball sacks (scrotums) that may block their anal blowholes when they lay on their backs. Thus a flapping sound is reverberated whenever a fart tries to pass the ballsack.

The sound that was perfected by Schemp of the Three Stooges while he acted like he was asleep...it has long neen debated that Moe was actually a sleep sacknia sufferer...until his passing.

sleep sacknia by Ranger0n September 24, 2011

sacknasty 

Bag lunch, usually consists of two warm bologna sandwiches, a bruised apple or orange, and a small bag of regular chips. If you're lucky you might get zebra cakes, all in a brown paper bag. Most of the time sandwiches go in first so they get smashed.

I'll trade you my sacknasty for your cheeseburger?

sacknasty by Jojwjwjejej December 22, 2013

sacknuckles 

The crease in an old man's slacks that his ball-sac makes when straining themselves.

Did you see the size of Grandad's sacknuckles when he got up from the couch?!

sacknuckles by SRKjr October 20, 2008

backne, crackne and sackne 

The holy trinity.

I've got backne, crackne and sackne! Shit!

backne, crackne and sackne by phantonrider636 April 22, 2021