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S.T.A.P.L.E.S. 

Sack of, Talkative, Abusive, Potheaded, Lazy, Easy, Shit
guy1: He's so fucking burnt ... He's STAPLES! Does this guy ever shut the FUCK up!????? I wish he'd leave his basement!

guy2: He should impress us with something other than watching too many TV specials... possibly obtaining a straight girlfriend that fucks men!??

guy1: One that doesn't weigh in at truck stops on her way to pickup free pot for him!?? That'll be a cold day in HELL! So wait the person he dates now is a female??? I thought that was a man!??????? Are you sure it isn't!????

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S 

Accronym which means: Stupid Teenagers Attempting to Love, Kill, or Even Rape Someone
I hate how many S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S there are in the world

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

S.E.A.L. 

The most elite military units in the military. They have the hardest training and are the deadliest warriors we have. The seals are only almost equaled by the marines.
the S.E.A.L. 's go through the most intense training in the military
S.E.A.L. by John lobash April 13, 2006

S.E.A.L. 

a guy that could whoop your sorry ass!! ya better recognize!!!
move it bitch im a SEAL
S.E.A.L. by [classified] December 6, 2003

S.E.A.L. 

1.a man in the navy
2. a donkey with a gun
3. a millitary fag with a big ass gun
1. haha look at that seal haha
2. o Shit!!! its a S.E.A.L.!! run!!!!!!!
3.OMG its a SEAL
S.E.A.L. by seal January 30, 2003