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herman's hermits 

1. A band famous for "I'm Into Something Good", "I'm Henry the VIII I Am", "There's a Kinda of Hush", and "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter".

2. Something akin to sex without love for hardcore Beatles fans.
Hardcore Beatles Fan #1: Hey, do you wanna listen to Revolver?
Hardcore Beatles Fan #2: Y'know, I don't really think that my mind can handle being blown like that right now. How about Herman's Hermits?

herman's hermits 

a band like the beatles, only alot better.
herman's hermits by me September 23, 2004

Hermione's Purse 

When a naval is so deep it can hold illicit substances
Maccas naval is so deep it's like Hermione's Purse in Harry potter

jojo's bizarre adventure: heritage for the future 

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 未来への遺産, JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken Mirai e no Isan) is an updated version of the game, released on September 13, 1999, on the CPS-3W arcade system. This version featured eight additional playable characters and adjustments to the game for balancing purposes.

Also known as JJBA HFTF or just HFTF.
Doug: Yo, dude, wanna get whooped in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage For The Future

Joshu: For the last time Doug, stop saying the title of the entire game, you could just call it HFTF or something

jojo's bizarre adventure: heritage for the future 

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 未来への遺産, JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken Mirai e no Isan) is an updated version of the game, released on September 13, 1999, on the CPS-3W arcade system. This version featured eight additional playable characters and adjustments to the game for balancing purposes.

Also known as JJBA HFTF or just HFTF.
Doug: Yo, dude, wanna get whooped in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage For The Future

Joshu: For the last time Doug, stop saying the title of the entire game, you could just call it HFTF or something

Hermione Granger's Birthday

Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.
"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"

"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."

"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"

"Um rattraper"

"Right/"