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jacky daniel's happy ending 

When one fraternity pledge, while pledging, is forced to take a shot of jack daniel's mixed with the cum of his "grand-big."
1. You are pre-gaming at your fraternity when your big tells you it's time for you first "jacky daniel's happy ending." You are then blindfolded and wait for your shot to be mixed. While you were blindfolded your "grand-big" ejaculates into the shot glass and fills the rest with jack daniels. You then down the shot like a champ and are forced to say "YUM."

2."Wow, Frats are GAY"

Nicole's happy drug 

When after you ate Skittles gifted to you by someone you can't stop smiling. But you also haven't blinked in an hour.
Man what was in those Skittles? Nicole's happy drug?

Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot 

The new mascot for the happy meal that is beyond terrifying, with bulging eyes a serial killer smile. No doubt this will only give your kids nightmares and may require several therapy sessions.
No words can describe this new fast food monstrosity, Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal mascot!

Larry's Happy Dance

Where you tie a yellow box to a ceiling fan upside down and stand with your hands behind your head and everytime she spins around you thrust your hips.
Donnie tied the hooker to the fan and utilized Larry's Happy Dance

lee howson's happy little helpers

happy little helpers of lee howson
"lee, get your happy little helpers off of me"

Hoshi's Happy Day 

Referring to August 19, a day when everyone has to be happy, and no sad or depressing vibes are allowed.
Named after Hoshi, the happiest person to exist, who was born on that day.
"No no, you can't feel bad about yourself today, its Hoshi's Happy Day!".