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If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.
“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”

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If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.
Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider 

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.
Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.

Gordon's brown 

Any faeces or flatulance resulting in a foul, putrid smell giving one a mental image of the UK's prime minister.
a: Oh my god! I just did a Gordon's Brown, can you smell it!
b: Yeah that thing practically knocked me out!
Gordon's brown by Alex Taylor April 5, 2008

Burd's Brown Brisket 

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.
Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.

Jack Daniel's Brown Cum 

the mixture of cum and shit, mixed in a mixer and then served over steak to the unsuspecting victim. Looks like steak sauce, that's why it works
You should have seen the look on her face when she found out it was Jack Daniel's Brown Cum

Gentleman's Brown 

Poo, shit, scat, etc. A term for those who have a sophisticated dodo. The art of pooping. A noble shit of high ranking reserved for the finest of brown town.
'I'm off for a Gentleman's Brown'
'I do hope it is... Gentle.'
Gentleman's Brown by jenjenjaroo December 16, 2016