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1. Felony Ring(s)
white, sometimes crusty remnants of post-nasal drip caused by "doing a line" or "some lines" of an illegal substance such as cocaine or methaphetamine (speed). Possession of any of these illegal drugs is classified as a felony. These remnants will often form ring(s) in the opening of the nasal passages.
Felony Ring(s)
Those felony ring(s) are going to get you fired!

I know what he had for lunch. Look at those felony ring(s).

Always check your nose in the mirror for felony ring(s) after lunch.
2. Edgar Allen's
Police. A clever variation on Edgar Allen Poe and Po-Po's.
Here come the Edgar Allen's!
3. saint andrew's school
A coeducational private day and boarding school located in Boca Raton, Florida. Most noted for its academic rigor and selectivity in regards to admissions, it is modeled after English public schools. For upperclass Floridians it is a viable alternative to sending their children to boarding school in New England being that the education received at Saint Andrew's is on par with the top prep schools in the nation.
Some Kid: Hey, what school do you go to?
SAS Student: I go to Saint Andrew's School.
Some Kid: Oh, well I'll let you be since my mediocrity is probably offensive to you.
SAS Student: No, that's okay. I have to get used to it since you "average people" will all be working for me someday.
Some Kid: Well then do you want to hang out on Saturday?
SAS Student: No, I have to meet with my tutor and than meet with my private coach and than I am joining one of my schoolmates on his dad's yacht for the evening. Sorry.
4. Kyle's Grandma
(noun) - A woman of elderly persuasion known for her incredibly saggy knee skin and obsession with the Public Broadcasting System's children's show, Sesame Street. Once thought to have been associated with those Nordic tribes who pillaged the northern reaches of Germany and France in the mid-tenth century and were known for stealing male villagers for their own vile pleasures of the flesh. This was later found to be complete bull honkey and those who spread the false information were promptly deloused and given three months rations.
I wanted to watch mud-wrestling, but that damn Kyle's Grandma kept talking about Bert and Ernie and stole the remote, sticking it in her knee skin so that I could not retrieve it.
5. That's tits
A way to say something is perfect or just right. It can also be intesified by applying frickin' or fuckin' before tits instead of "that's"
Guy 1: This girl wants me!
Guy 2: That's tits, bro

It would be fuckin' tits if she went home with me!

6. UH-OH's
Uh-oh's are white people who act black they are "white on the outside, but black on the inside" It's the opposite of an oreo - a black person who acts white. It's confusing, that's why there uh-ohs.

When we where playing basketball, we saw a car full of UH-OH's trying to bump there subs.
7. fuckin j's
group of 3 friends. 2 lovely girls and a decent looking guy. they are called the fuckin j's because each one of their names begins with the letter j. they are notoriously known for vandalizing bathrooms even though they SWEAR it wasnt them, hardcore moshing at concerts and when they're not rocking your face, the 610 is where they wreck havoc. all 3 also know every line to the movie "means girls" by heart and can and will quote lines for hours on end.
"the fuckin j's blow my mind"
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