A poor excuse by badparents who don't discipline their kids when they misbehave. Generally, that excuse only works once but not every day.
Mindy: Come here, Carrie! (Picks her up)
Carrie: (kicks and screams) WHAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO!! WAAAAAAAAAA!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (hits Mindy in the face a few times)
Mindy: What's wrong with Carrie?
Carrie's mom: Oh, she's just tired...she didn't get her nap today...
Mindy: But she acted like this yesterday when she DID get her nap!!!!
A Loyd's Tire is a type of practical joke as well as a right of passage for teenage boys. A piece of cardboard is duct-taped to a car tire which then makes a fwop-fwop noise like a flat tire. The story goes that a guy named Loyd who lived in Kansas taught his two sons this when they turned 13, Loyd then instructed them to spread it to two of their friends when they turned 13. The only rules about Loyds Tire is that you must be 13 to know, you must NEVER do it to a parent (a rule made by Loyd himself), and you must spread the knowledge to two people. Since then the Loyd's Tire has spread to all corners
"Dude, Charlie's uncle thought he had a flat tire but it turned out Charlie had just turned 13 and learned about Loyd's Tire."
When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.