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the lead singer of the post hardore screamo band greeley estates

also extremely sexy

has a beautiful singing voice and a screaming voice
long brown always in his face hair
gray eyes
one lip ring on the bottom and one on the top
me: omg i met ryan zimmerman at warped tour!

friend: really?!

me: yeahh we took a pic together and his sweaty hair was right next to mine

friend: lucky bitch

me: hehe i know
by jamieee July 23, 2006
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sexy, 3rd baseman who loves paul sharp. He has a nice asshole. he is among the most badass people alive.
punch in the asshole.

ryan zimmerman
by paulsharp September 02, 2008
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