ryan nowlin

Basically the biggest faggot you'll ever meet.

"Who is that fucking that turtle?"
"Oh, it's just Ryan Nowlin."

by Compressedfrootloops November 1, 2015

Ryan J. Nowlin

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.

What's another name for a little bitch goof? Ryan J. Nowlin c. Vernon

by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017