rusty trail mix 

a hot steamy shit after eating hot sause, nuts, grapes, and a couple dingleberries. After done shitting you scoop the poop out with a net and feeding it throught the cameltoe with a granola bar.

" That far hairy pussy was just asking for some rusty trail mix"

rusty trail mix by Derek aka cumfart March 2, 2009

Rusty Tailpipe 

The sexual act of inserting ones menstrual blood covered member into their partners anal cavity

Bro1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a hard rusty tailpipe
Bro2: Damn dude, I knew she was a whore, but wow
Bro1: Yeah man, she was totally into it
Bro2: Dude, you might have AIDS, just saying.

Rusty Tailpipe by pwinstont November 11, 2009

rusty tailhook

it is when you take a shit pop a hemroid and are afraid to wipe your ass. Now you have an ass full of shit and tend to move a lot slower. Tailhooks are for carrier based aircraft and are ment to slow the plane down on the deck. The hemroid sticks out of your ass like a tailhook does on a plane. At sea the tailhook tends to rust because of the salt water, and someone has to remove the rust.

I can't wait to get home and take a hot bath so i can clean my rusty tailhook., or, Brian is moving like he has a rusty tailhook slowing him down.

rusty tailhook by renaldo November 29, 2006

rusty tailgate 

Backside lovin with a silver vixen.

You see Gladys over there? I totally rusty tailgated her last night on the screened in porch.

rusty tailgate by BigBen87 July 8, 2017

Rusty Trailer 

A larger red head (typically female) that has not been used sexually in while.

I wouldn't do that rusty trailer

Rusty Trailer by 2hundy June 13, 2010