rusty trombone

the act of sucking ass while giving the old grab and yanky yanky

man that rusty trombone really gets you in ba(n)d geek mood

by does it matter? my prom sucked April 24, 2006

rusty trombone

While a girl licks your ass hole, she gives you a hand job.

i love it when my girl plays me a rusty trombone.

by jake, sean, dave May 5, 2006

rusty trombone

To play the rusty trombone is to eat a mans ass and jack him off at the same time.

If it weren't for that faggot palying the rusty trombone it would have been a great x-mas party.OR as in: Joost is a rusty trombonist.

by RooR-Ass February 27, 2005

rusty trombone

A rustry trombone is when a kinky german chick eats your asshole while giving you a handjob, thus going through the motions of playing the trombone. Typically, the guy is standing up and the girl is kneeling

That kinky german chick gave me a rusty trombone.

by donkeypunch81 April 8, 2006

rusty trombone

When a chick gives a guy a reach-around while pressing her lips to the asscrack of a guy as he farts, thus making it seem and sound like she is playing a rusty trombone. Makes me want to join the marching band.

examples are fruity

by hohoho May 3, 2004

Rusty Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.

"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."

by Ryan May 24, 2004

rusty trombone

a sex act beetween 2 gay men where one stands knee,s slightly bent so anus is in the right position the other kneels down and blows the asshole while reaching round grabbing the
member and giving it a good stroke up and down resembling a jazz trombonist

i was in the feathers last night jim
played the rusty trombone like Joseph Alessi. he was fantastic shaker loved every minuite of it thanks jim bravo

by shakerdemus and plyers July 21, 2009