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The appearance of one's penis after you have had intercourse with your menstruating girlfriend/acquaintance/spouse.
"Wow, I really got a rusty johnson after slamming her when she was on the rag."
by BBBMD November 05, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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