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Russian Rocket 

When you are having anal sex and your partner farts as you ejaculate causing a blast off experience!!!
Melissa: Danm girl!! what happened to your head???
Destinee: Well, Mark was giving it to me saucy last night and by saucy i mean I ate a hefty meal at applebees.
Melissa: eww girl, thats disgusting I haven't eaten there since I got my penis removed!! but go on.....
Destinee: Anyway weirdo!! I butt-trumpeted real hard right as he came and I blasted off hitting my head on the ceiling!!!
Melissa: Danm girl, you know eating at applebees is correlated to a higher potential of the Russian Rocket.
Russian Rocket by Shock top!!! August 11, 2008

russian rocking chair 

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock
Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit

Russian Rocket Fuel 

A Grade A strain of Weed. Real high-class and makes you feel energetic with a good high. However, it is not well know. Also known as RRF.
Ho shit that guy is trippin' balls! Nah he's good he's just been blastin' some Russian Rocket Fuel.

Russian rockslide 

1. noun; a sexual maneuver in which Skittles placed into the receiving partner's orifice by the penetrating partner's tool are sufficiently pumped out by way of muscular contraction
2. noun; a rockslide occurring in Russia
Dang. I thought it was a good idea until her Russian rockslide gave me bruises.
Russian rockslide by oceanmuzak January 18, 2008

Russian Pop Rocks 

Sticking a grenade in your mouth and pulling the pin.
Comrades! Tonight, we do Russian Pop Rocks! Cyka Blyat!

russiancockmagic 

russiancockmagic + flicker goon + noradrenaline + jamaican smile + german stare + balkan rage mango mango mango. those who know
When my opponent uses russiancockmagic those who know mango mango mango