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Rumpty dumpty 

When you fuck a girl on the top of a wall and shove a firecrackers up her ass and your fist up her pussy.
I had such a good rumpty dumpty with my cousin last night.
Rumpty dumpty by John dahl88 April 29, 2024

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

Rumpy-dumpy 

(UK Slang) Rough anal sex performed by gay men.
Auntie Lee got suspended from his job as a steward after being heard in the toilet having a bit of rumpy-dumpy with one of the passengers by almost everyone on the flight. He's been a mummy's boy on jobseeker's ever since.
Rumpy-dumpy by The Whiskey Man June 16, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026