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by Bazzterd April 09, 2008
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River Song: Who told you he was dead?
Amy Pond: He did!
River Song: Rule 1: The Doctor lies.
by Book_Freak November 10, 2011
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Do not talk about /b/.
Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.

Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.
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rule 1, forum based terminology used to ask for a picture of any person, usually female being described or talked about in a subject, origin: football365

following on from above terminology it is also the name used for a number of football teams originating from the aforementioned website
person 1 "did you see kelly brooks cameltoe on that programme last night?"
reply "RULE 1"
by G.Bart September 19, 2006
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"Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men."

A line from Terry Pratchet's novel, the Thief of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.
by Tim the Creator May 22, 2012
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If you think something is slang or don't if it is actually slang, then it is on the Urban Dictionary.
"Yo I just put the pussy on the chain wax!"
"That is not a real saying"
"Rule 1 man..."
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Why would you help me Gibbs? You're my partner, Rule 1.
by Xcelion July 04, 2015
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