| 1. | Jelly Braclets | ||
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all that Jelly Braclets r at my skool is a way to TRY and get booty from grls! it doesnt really work but we still play n e wayz and we only do easy things! Hott Guy:*excited voice* oh look i broke ur jelly braclets!!!!
Chick:*sarcastic* oh cool u broke the ORANGE braclet! Hott Guy:*confused and willing* wut does that mean???? Chick: all we have to do is kiss u perv! |
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| 2. | sony | ||
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"sony" is a root word that means lack of or incomplete. More recently this word has became the identity of a major electronics company. Interesting that this company really holds true to the original meaning of the word. I have a Sony can you help me? Im sorry customer service for that brand is on another planet.
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| 3. | By the book faggot | ||
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By the book faggot refers to people who insist on doing things 'by the book' or properly, in fear of being reprimanded.
This type of person is extremely annoying to all rule breakers out there. These people often run their day to day lives 'by the book' - having to set out their routine ie. go to work, do the laundry, do an assignment, hand in the assignment, go see their boyfriend, go to work and partying on the weekend. While driving to work they follow every single road rule but because they are society faggots and 'by the book faggots' they go slow thus, they should stick to the left lane; however this is NOT done because they are ignorant people. This is VERY annoying for the rule breakers who want to get by them! These people are closely related to society faggots. I hate how that bitch is such a goodie goodie.. she's such a 'by the book faggot'.
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| 4. | Ninpocho | ||
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The place where Hoshi is don.
A Naruto RPG site that's gone through five versions. It's put up with it's fair share of spammers and rule breakers, but continues to chug alone. Earned much ire for instituting rules that stopped people from becoming exactly like Sas-kay. "Did you hear?! That site, Ninpocho-whatsit, said I couldn't play Roger Uchiha!"
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| 5. | Rules Of The Internet | ||
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1. Do not talk about /b/
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2. Do NOT talk about /b/ 3. We are Anonymous. 4. Anonymous is legion. 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. 6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver. 8. There are no real rules about posting. 9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban. 10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T. 11. You must have pictures to prove your statement. 12. Lurk moar — it's never enough. 13. Nothing is Sacred. 14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win. 15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. 16. There are NO girls on the internet. 17. A cat is fine too. 18. One cat leads to another. 19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. 20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it. 21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it. 22. /b/ sucks today. 23. Cock goes in here. 24. You will never have sex. 25. ???? 26. PROFIT! 27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions. 28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw. 29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). 30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky 31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. 32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. 33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes. 34. There is porn of it. No exceptions. 35. If no porn is found of it, it will ... |
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| 6. | Rules Of The Internet | ||
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1. Do not talk about /b/
more...
2. Do NOT talk about /b/ 3. We are Anonymous. 4. Anonymous is legion. 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. 6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver. 8. There are no real rules about posting. 9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban. 10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T. 11. You must have pictures to prove your statement. 12. Lurk moar — it's never enough. 13. Nothing is Sacred. 14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win. 15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. 16. There are NO girls on the internet. 17. A cat is fine too. 18. One cat leads to another. 19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. 20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it. 21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it. 22. /b/ sucks today. 23. Cock goes in here. 24. You will never have sex. 25. ???? 26. PROFIT! 27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions. 28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw. 29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). 30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky 31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. 32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. 33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes. 34. There is porn of it. No exceptions. 35. I... |
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| 7. | Forney | ||
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Someone who's quick to correct your mistakes or rat you out to the boss(es). Despite the fact that they themselves are the worst rule-breakers. I was on the work phone with my lady for 2 minutes and that Forney gave me up; eventhough he was on it for 30 minutes yesterday trying to sell his Sabre's tickets.
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