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jonathan ruggles 

A boy with cheese color hair, that is very clumsy
jonathan ruggles by CDH69 January 16, 2018
Consuming large amounts of alcohol in a celebratory fashion - at a wedding reception, graduation open house, or going-away party, for instance. *Note: one does not get 'ruggled' without cause for celebration. Thus a simple house party or while dismembering an animal does not qualify, regardless of how drunk one is at such an operation.*
Mike: My sister's wedding is tomorrow.
Gail: I'm gonna get fuckin' ruggled.
ruggled by Crash Willy June 23, 2006

cunt ruggler 

An idividual; typically male, that hunts pussy, without any regard to anything or anybody else, abbandonment of male friends often entails. A tool of a friend that is so entangled in the vag that he ditches even his closest buds.
Dude, Tom is such a cunt ruggler.
cunt ruggler by Jake Show December 29, 2007
A rare form of small mammal which is most likely a mixture of hobbit and that little rat thing from the Thunder-Cats that yells "SNARF!"

Ruggles are very friendly, small enough to hold in your right hand, and are more than happy to eat up everything in your fridge at any point in time.

They are usually found in small underground holes or in large fields riding unicorns and playing 'how many golf balls can you fit inside a dead raccoon before it explodes'
"Look johnny its a Ruggles sitting there smoking a pipe and giving a naked mole rat a tattoo of an inflamed asshole"
the epitome of all that is everything... ruggle is really just a way of expressing your feelings, and can be substituted for any word... although in some instances it can mean semen, and thereby the process of ejaculating.

also a game played with cups whereby you place the cup on it's side and spin it on the hope and aspiration that it lands upright...
Rob: I have the ruggles!
Erol: You ruggled all over that girl!
Mike: GOD DAMN RUGGLE
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DJ: Wow, you're really good at ruggling man!
Ruggle by eggrollthebest October 13, 2008
A single guy. Or a group of males,usually portraying themselves as tougher than their station.
Those guys are a bunch or Rugglers, we should head over there and beat the balls off of them.
Ruggler by Orangejuice Jackson January 27, 2009