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Rug munching 

What two (lesbians) do on the daily basis
Bro I caught my sister rug munching my girl friend

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.
Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

munching rug

To go down on a girl, perform oral sex
I was munching rug something fierce on Amy last night
munching rug by Mizizle M July 17, 2006

rug munchin 

slang for muff diving, also known as cunnillingus.
He was a rug munchin machine.
rug munchin by Blacks February 21, 2007

Rugmunching

Oral sex practiced on a woman either by a man or another woman. Can be applied to eating hairy twats or shaven havens.
I love rugmunching a girl with a big hairy bush! Makes me feel like the Indiana Jones of cunt lapping!
Rugmunching by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026