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Pinto and Rufus 

Fable about two misfits that has evolved over approximately 400 years, featuring Pinto, the smart one, and Rufus, the dumb one. The plot is simply a mashup of Aristoxenus' "Damon and Pythias", numerous of Aesop's Fables, and various regional familiarities, to give each yarn a local flavor. It has been rumored that the 1994 movie "Dumb and Dumber" was loosely written as a Pinto and Rufus tale.
"When the cops separated us we had to get all Pinto and Rufus to get through it."

"We Pinto and Rufused that frat party"

"You two are 100% Pinto and Rufus."

Rufus Wright 

Rufus Wright is a british actor/artist who has been in movies like James Bond, War Machine and Star Wars. He has also played Neil Armstrong in the movie “8 Days”. He looks like a *hot* english teacher and has been in lots of Plays like Much Ado About Nothing and The Audience.
Oh that’s Rufus Wright! He is the definition of a British gentleman.

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) 

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the name of a Bernese mountain dog who loves Ron DeSantis and hates Donald Trump to the point of wishing death on him. Rufus is a pro choice atheist who is very obsessed with the electability of Republican candidates.

Rufus is also very racist, supporting abortion because he believes it keeps the black population down, and constantly citing FBI crime statistics

Rufus is very infamous on Election twitter
"Jesus Christ, Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the most racist dog I have ever seen"

Rufus Shinra 

He is first time seen as the 21 year old vice president of Shinra , but after his father, President Shinra, kicks the bucket Rufus becomes the new president of Shinra inc. He is one of the Final Fantasy VII's antagonists. He has a cool, arrogant and greedy deamour and has a sarcastic sense of humor. He also has his own infamous hair flip thingie.
rufus shinra is the hottest and best villain ever.
Rufus Shinra by celine-chan September 20, 2006

rufus hannah

Rufus Hannah (1955), also known as Rufus the Stunt Bum, is an American advocate for homeless rights who became known for his role in the early Bumfights videos: in 2000, while himself a homeless alcoholic, he was paid $5 to be filmed running headfirst into a stack of milk crates
rufus hannah by Lohmiller November 12, 2007
This is a name for only the most alpha of men, the type of man who brings in all the groceries at once, the type of man that takes bites out of popsicles, the type of man who can look Ukranian Oleksii Novikov in the eyes and call him a pencil neck feel, Rufus is a higher status than chad. Rufus gets all the hoes and bitches, (respectfully) Rufus is the highest form of power to exist.
Girl 1: wow he is so hot, I want to have sexual intercourse with him!
Girl 2: he is such a Rufus!
Rufus by bro 860 May 2, 2021