balls of shit that are frozen and used in the game of rufflesphere. Rupplesphere is a sex act where 10 rufflespheres are put up a females anus and then a male must try and find the balls using his hand. This is done in the fastest time possible.
"Dude, those malteasers look identical to the rufflespheres i found in your mom last night"
by Johnny john Johnsonson June 14, 2008