Ruddy Duck

The mascot for an air refueling squadron based in Salt Lake City, UT. The name stems from their tendency to fuck each other’s poopy assholes and instead of cleaning the poop off their dicks they prefer to keep their dicks covered in poop beneath their flight suits all day.

What’s that smell?
That pilot is one of those Ruddy Ducks from Utah! He definitely has a poop covered dick under that pickle suit!

Ruddy Duck by 191RuddyDuck March 26, 2023

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Ruddy duck

A type of duck iOxyura jamaicensis/i, native to the Americas, and an introduced bird in parts of Europe (in some places in Europe it is regarded as a nuisance).

Wikipedia has a good article on the ruddy duck.

Ruddy duck by Tomer72 October 8, 2008

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Ruddy Duck

This is when one individual rides on top of another (Usually in a Sexual Manner) and every time the person on top rides they make a "Quack! Quack!" sound.

Alesha Rode Tristan well, all you heard in the neighbors' house was the loud, repeating of the words "Quack!" "Quack!" followed by a banging sound. Wonder what they are up to. This is The Ruddy Duck.

Ruddy Duck by TheGamerdox October 4, 2022

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argentine ruddy duck

A duck with a 9-17 inch (22cm to 43cm) explosive corkscrew penis with barbs on it.

When I grow up, I want to be an Argentine Ruddy Duck!

argentine ruddy duck by abcdefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyz June 1, 2014

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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