Rubber Bands in the Pants

Rubber Bands in the Pants: V. To wear physical birth control after it has been used once. many rappers do this so that they may have "quickies" in-between songs at shows.

"I got the Rubber Bands that were in 50 Cents Pants, but they were crusty and dry so I had to take care in selling them on eBay."
- Fred, in accounting.

Doug: "Jake, wanna go to my mother's house for supper?"
Jake: "Can't buddy, Ive got Rubber Bands in the Pants."
Doug: "Again?"

Rubber Bands in the Pants by Josh Mil. January 13, 2008

bag of rubber bands 

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

bag of rubber bands by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016

A bag of rubber bands

when a man brings a bag of rubber bands or silly bands with him on a date with a girl.

me, you, and a bag of rubber bands. sound like a date?

A bag of rubber bands by tristan/joey February 9, 2023

A spaghetti of rubber bands 

When 30 or more rubber bands are in one place

In my hand is a spaghetti of rubber bands

A spaghetti of rubber bands by TheTestSubjec0 February 9, 2023

Rubber Band Sock Trick 

When you tie a rubber band to your dick, and then attach the other end of the rubber band to your sock, so your dick is in a constant state of extension, overtime this will enlarge one’s cock.

“I used the old rubber band sock trick and now my dick is half an inch bigger!”

Rubber Band Sock Trick by brendanslammer March 31, 2019

rubber band man 

"I'm the Rubber Band Man. It's basically about being back in the Trap, like when we start our day, we might have two, three, rubber bands on our wrist. According to how much dope we had to sell. By the end of the day, if we sold all our dope we don't have any more rubber bands around our wrists cause they wrapped around money. So the Rubber Band Man is just my little way of holding on to that lifestyle just a little bit. I ain't selling no more dope, but I'm still wrapping rubber bands around money." - from a whudat interview with T.I.

But why the rubber band?
It representin the struggle man.
- Rubber Band Man, T.I.

rubber band man by dazzledlucky September 20, 2005

busted rubber band 

The meaning of which your asshole is stretched too far and is beyond repair and is busted!

I went to fart but shit my pants by accident due to my busted rubber band.

busted rubber band by sal45877 July 15, 2014