royal dump

A royal dump is the process of pooping so hard, causing poop to becomes so solid that it is as hard as gold; therefore getting the name 'Royal Dump'.

Jack: "How's your bum feeling?"
Connor: "Not so fresh; I just took a royal dump"

royal dump by Rabbitor September 21, 2013

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Royal Dump

I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!

Royal Dump by OilySaltine July 25, 2023

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