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go to your room 

What your parents say when they pwn you. AKA "You're screwed".
OK, I'll go to my room. I got plenty of video games there.

Go to your room house

A house (typically a modern and excessively showy fake mansion) that is unnecessarily split up into two or more separate smaller buildings
The most famous and most annoying go to your room house can be found immediately on your right after getting of the Chappaquiddick Ferry
Go to your room house by o23gfh January 5, 2026

You've been naughty --- go back to my room! 

What you eye-twinklingly say to someone who's making playfully-suggestive remarks and/or showing off his/her bodily lusciousness, to indicate dat you would like to engage in a hot-'n'-heavy bouncy-bouncy wif him/her.
What you say to someone who's UNDER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to YOUR room!
What you say to someone who's OVER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to MY room!

going back to your roots 

To have sex with an ex.
Jerry, "hey dude where were you last night?"
Kevin, "dude I was with Jessica to go back to my roots."

Jason, "yo I saw you with amy last night, did you go back to your roots?"
Darren, "yeah dude, sometimes desperation means going back to your roots."

going to my room 

An excuse you tell your parents so they think your just hanging out when really you go upstairs and fuck your partner.
"Mum? We're just going to my room!"

going to the board room